Mike Nolan Cheats During Draft!

It is a little known fact but there is a reason that the draft has time limits between picks. It adds to the excitement and keeps things rolling but most importantly it keeps anyone from thinking through everything and making good choices.

I hereby suggest that Mike Nolan has been cheating by spending extra time in a timeless dimension immediately adjacent to ours. To him time passes normally but upon his leave of several years, only a blink of an eye occurs in our world. For evidence I produce the following 2 pictures of Mike Nolan. One 3 years ago when he became coach of the 49ers and one this Saturday after he picked Patrick Willis. Decide for yourself.




























Also look at this most recent photo of Mike Nolan: